Black Jokes Humor : The Atheist...a joke.

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  1. sweetbrownsugar

    sweetbrownsugar Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An atheist was walking in the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that Evolution had created. "What majestic trees!" "What a powerful river!" "What beautiful animals!"...he said to himself. As he was walking along side the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13 FOOT KODIAK BROWN BEAR beginning to charge towards him! He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was RAPIDLY closing in on him! Somehow he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again the bear was even CLOSER! His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet, but he fell to the ground. As he rolled over to get up, the bear was RIGHT OVER HIM! Reaching for him with his left paw, and raising his right paw to strike him. "OH MY God!....Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. A brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around. "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?

    Difficult as it was, the Atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical of me,to ask to be a CHRISTIAN after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a CHRISTIAN? "VERY WELL" said GOD. The light went out. The River ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together. Bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, THANK YOU For This Food Which I Am About To Receive!"
     
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    lol............guess dinner was tasty
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Bon appetit!!! LOL
     
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    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oh i heard this one before, only it was with a shark, but it's still funny anyway..
     
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    Re: Atheist

    this is excellent.
     
  6. Radical Faith

    Radical Faith Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Amen!

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


    I must share this with others.
     
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    THAS SOME FUNNY ISH RIGHT THERE....:lol:

    one love
    khasm
     
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    Chaclit1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    R O F L M B A O :terrific:
     
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