Black Short Stories : The Adventures of Chickenman

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  1. Tha-Emissary

    Tha-Emissary Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Episode I The Birth of a Hero!

    The year 2069, yep and 69 wuz a very good year. The world on Earth is no longer as we know it. All humans have been enslaved by the Fast Food grublords, Funk Master Chex, Big Mack, and Master Fo shezzie Greasy. Because of these fiends humans were becoming dangerously thick. I mean so thick that they couldn't go about living their normal daily lives anymore. Disabled by thickness all they can do is sit at home and get brainwashed by talk shows such as Ricki Lake, Maury, and Jenni Jones which comes on every hour on the hour and makes them entirely ignant and want to kill eack other. However, times were about to change for back on planet FUBU or Food U bring Us deep in the Milky Way boonies of the galaxy a hero is about to be born. His mother wuz frying some chicken when she began to have some contractions. Her stuff broke and her baby popped out into the deep fryer. The mother was terrified, for sure the grease must have burnt her child blacker than Bernie Mack she thought. However, from amongst the burning deep fryer Crisco grease arose a Hero. He wuz golden brown and had a glow that exceeded bling bling and a S-curl. His mother dubbed him chicken cause the chicken wuz done cooking when she pulled him from the fryer and he was holding a piece in his hand and sucking on it. Anyhows back of Earth the Fast Food Fiends had caught word of the birth of this child with no baby's daddy and supernatural powers by word of the Deon Warrick and physic friends network. Quick to take action the Fast Food Fiends sent out two of there Cereal Killers to Ice Ice Baby this Baby Cold and kill him for good. So Snap Crackle Pops You upside the Head and Honey Comb them naps were called in. And in a flash the were off to Planet FUBU but they weren't bringing food, their takeout an order for death. Dunh Dunh Dundh !!!!?????????????????????????????????????? So Will ChickenMan ever find his baby'sDaddy. or will Honey Combs really Comb them naps and Snap Crackle Pop him upside that watermelon head before he gets the chance too. Stay tuned and stay crunk for the next Episode of Chickenman "Mamma said knock you Out!!!"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..........i like dis one can't wait for the next Episode ..........pt.II please !
     
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    Tha-Emissary Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks bru, be on the lookout, cause I'm gone bring the pain and have rolling on the floor with this!
     
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    can't wait , i really enjoyed this one ......bring it on !
     
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    Chickenman needs to hook up with my character

    STARMAN! itd be wild man.
     
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    PoeticManifesta Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    you are soo crazy... where does ur mind go when it leaves ur head? lmao.. smh.. i have never been in the short story section.. but im glad i did.. this was a hoot! 1 thumbs up! :D
     
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    Tha-Emissary Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    For Sho Froggy, Starman & Chickenman can hook up anytime. You know I'm all down for forming alliances. Superhero always gotta role two deep ya mean. And thanks poetic manifesta for the comments. Best believe you ain't seen nothing yet!
     
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    alright man cool
     
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    cocobutterskyn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL

    "blacker than Bernie Mack " thats cooked. lmao:haha:


    I've written many short stories,
    but never a comedic one. I
    enjoyed this... you inspired
    to write one. thank you.

    a funny write
    looking forward to reading more


    Coco
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


    thank you for this in my mood swings...



    ""the Immisary"" Member HUG this ....


    you are beautifull soul and you have and you have a creative mind...



    did they make a movie of this.....?this is funny...


    i havent read the rest...but this caught my eye ..


    maybe i was hungry lol




    Loveauroraflower:heart:
     
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