Black Jokes Humor : That Cat

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving 20 blocks from the house and leaving the cat at the park.

    As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
    The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He let the beast out of the car and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

    He kept taking the cat further and further, but the feline would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, cross the bridge, then right again, and make another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

    Hours later, the man calls home: "Jen, is the cat there?"
    "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
    Frustrated, the man answers, "Put that SOB on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
     
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    dis was wild lol................hahahahahaha
    here kitty cat ...
     
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    ROFLMAO.....This was SOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!
     
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    Next time, save your gas and :uzi: the cat... :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol:
     
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    or just pluck it !! lol
     
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    Well, they say cats are smart creatures.
     
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    This is sooooo funny :lol:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOll :kiss:



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