I'm a man's man
And every woman's dream
I stand on 3 strong legs
If you know what I mean
I drink testosterone
From steel plated cups
My head is made from meat
My ego is made from sluts
I'm all logic, no emotion
I'm left brained, I'm king
I have no use for tears
No need to feel anything
My world is competition
I'll only fight a weaker man
And feast upon his dignity
Only because I can
I'll never admit defeat
I'm too proud, too strong
I have to be in control
Or else everything goes wrong
I'll never have an equal
Because I'm better than the best
And I dare anyone who breathes
To put my testosterone to the test!
And every woman's dream
I stand on 3 strong legs
If you know what I mean
I drink testosterone
From steel plated cups
My head is made from meat
My ego is made from sluts
I'm all logic, no emotion
I'm left brained, I'm king
I have no use for tears
No need to feel anything
My world is competition
I'll only fight a weaker man
And feast upon his dignity
Only because I can
I'll never admit defeat
I'm too proud, too strong
I have to be in control
Or else everything goes wrong
I'll never have an equal
Because I'm better than the best
And I dare anyone who breathes
To put my testosterone to the test!