Black Poetry : Te Jaime - warning...extreme explicity

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  1. Nahshon

    Nahshon Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Te Jaime (Fetish)


    Te Jaime

    A sort of twist for Je taime. (Which means I love you)

    Yet love was the furthest things from her mind.

    Sista large in size had tastes I would not,

    Could not

    Should not continue

    To satisfy

    You see I am not some Don Juan, Superfly, Casanova, Adonis type or some Greek god of pleasure.

    I'm just an ordinary brother

    who wants to be more than just a good lover,

    and Yet Te Jaime is one who anyone would find difficult to satisfy.

    You see her river can not be immersed with seven, eight, or nine inches long and she be satisfied.

    Cause that wont even touch both her salty walls.

    Yet I was up for the challenge cause

    I was young,

    Full of energy

    ...AND I WAS GETTING SOME...

    Yet Te Jaime is one who I found difficult to satisfy.

    You see one night I come to her house, let myself in with the key she gave me.

    I rest myself on her bed trying to conserve my energies

    for the possible evening encounters.

    And I'm awoken by gentle words, " Nahshon I'm home."

    And as I wipe the cole from my eyes,

    I watch as she pulls from her bag

    Assorted condoms, Videos, and an all sorts of little erotic artifacts,

    And I said to myself OK, OK, OK those aren't things I haven't seen before.

    That is Until...

    She takes from her bag

    A larger than my manhood can handle type condom.

    I question to myself this has got to be a gag gift because

    Who could she possibly love with this King Kong Kondom?

    And She approaches me and removes the sandals from my feet

    And Cleans them with soapy water and honey blossom oils.

    All I could do is think to myself ..."ah the simple pleasures of life."

    That is Until...

    She covers my right foot with peanut butter,

    licks it off like it were a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,

    More like peanut butter and toe jam.

    (At that moment, I found out that the name Te Jaime had nothing to do with Je Taime but had more to do with a twist for TOE-JAM).

    Get it??? Te Jaime - TOE-JAM, Te Jaime - TOE-JAM



    Now that didn't throw me off as much as I thought it would.

    Until...

    Turned her attention to my left foot.

    Covering my foot & ankle with that

    King Kong Kondom

    Like it were some sort of new type of sock to be worn.

    I said Like it were some sort of new type of sock to be worn.

    To be worn...

    To be worn...

    To be worn out

    To be worn out inside

    To be worn out inside of her?

    She Mounts My Foot...

    I Said she Mounted My Foot...

    She Is Fu<king My Foot.

    While I am sleepy-eyed tired body resting upon her bed

    SHE IS FU<KING MY FOOT.

    SHE IS FU<KING MY FOOT.

    FU<KING MY FOOT.

    She Fu<ked my foot

    ****, that $hit scared the fu<k out of me.

    I mean How is my manhood supposed to satisfy this peanut butter, toe jam loving fu<k her deep inside with a foot type sista?

    Needless to say this turned me off dating women that ask me my shoe size.

    And Scared me away from dating great multitudes of women.

    For fear that I might find out that there are those out there

    that have even stranger desires

    Than Toe jam.



    Nah'shon - Rae 7/97(c)
     
  2. Nahshon

    Nahshon Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    i hope u can understand that this poem was a healing poem and rate it accordingly...
     
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    oh hell naw

    how in the world?

    what in the world?


    DID SHE REALLY DO THAT? :lol:


    pd
     
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    Ooooohhhhh Myyyy Gooooshhhh !!!

    this was just too much enjoyment for a Sunday Morning !!!

    i loved this tale you've told ... :lol:

    Lawwwd Lawwwd Lawwwd

    Great Writing!
     
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    thank you for your comments and to answer all your questions this is a true story the names have been changed to keem the anonimity of certain parties firstly cause I was only 16 and she was 21 and secondly because she has strange fetishes...
     
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    Crazy Kool

    this ranks right up there with Alice in Wonderland! I felt as if I was in that room... hope I never meet one of these toe jammers.
     
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    NOW...

    i think I've heard it all...:eek:

    hope you're healed hun...:heart:
     
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    I didn't mean to blow your minds....
     
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    PlayWitItPimp05 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    well i be ****!!!
    this is priceless!!!

    Keep on keepin on!!!

    :heart: :heart: PLAY :heart: :heart:
     
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    ha ha ha <still laughing> oman.......

    Now I'VE heard it alll!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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