Black Jokes Humor : Take no offence .. It's just a joke

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    TWO NEW BASIC ELEMENTS: :rolling:

    Element: Woman
    Symbol: WO2
    Discoverer: Adam
    Atomic Mass: 120 (more or less, usually more)
    Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

    Physical Properties:
    * Generaly round in form
    * Surfaces usually covered with a painted film.
    * Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
    * Melts if given special treatment.
    * Bitter if incorrectly used.
    * Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
    * Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

    Chemical Properties:
    * Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones.
    * Absorbs great quantities of expensive substance.
    * May explode spontaneously without prior warnings, and for no known reason.

    Common Uses:
    * Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    * Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    * An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
    * Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

    Tests:
    * Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

    Hazards:
    * Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    * Illegal to possess more than one


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    Element: Man
    Symbol: XY
    Discoverer: Who Knows
    Occurrence:Can be found trying to hump something
    Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100

    Physical Properties:
    * Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
    * Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
    * Difficult to find a pure sample.
    * Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.

    Chemical Properties:
    * Attempts to bond with WO2 any chance it can get.
    * Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
    * Pretty basic.
    * Requires a "remote" connection

    Common Uses:
    * None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

    Test : *Measures everything, always coming up short.

    Hazards:
    * In the absence of WO2, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
    * If told he is wrong, explodes and needs forgiveness again and again.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    LOL ..........man u can come up wit some live ones
     
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