TWO NEW BASIC ELEMENTS: :rolling: Element: Woman Symbol: WO2 Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: 120 (more or less, usually more) Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: * Generaly round in form * Surfaces usually covered with a painted film. * Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. * Melts if given special treatment. * Bitter if incorrectly used. * Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. * Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties: * Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones. * Absorbs great quantities of expensive substance. * May explode spontaneously without prior warnings, and for no known reason. Common Uses: * Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. * Can be a great aid to relaxation. * An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. * Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Tests: * Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: * Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. * Illegal to possess more than one ---------------------------------------------------------- Element: Man Symbol: XY Discoverer: Who Knows Occurrence:Can be found trying to hump something Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100 Physical Properties: * Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape. * Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. * Difficult to find a pure sample. * Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples. Chemical Properties: * Attempts to bond with WO2 any chance it can get. * Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. * Pretty basic. * Requires a "remote" connection Common Uses: * None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Test : *Measures everything, always coming up short. Hazards: * In the absence of WO2, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. * If told he is wrong, explodes and needs forgiveness again and again.