Black Jokes Humor : Surgery

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
    vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of
    embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
    surgeon agreed.

    Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
    carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
    the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

    The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
    that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
    all by yourself."

    "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
    empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

    "And what about the third rose?" she asked.

    "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
    you for his new ears...
     
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    lol....i hear meat.......
     
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