Black Jokes Humor : Suicide Bet

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
    The 10:00pm news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll
    jump?"
    Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied, well, I bet he won't.
    "Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money.
    Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
    on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.
    Homer took the money.
     
  2. panafrica

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    I heard that a couple of days ago, very funny!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    now dis was one of those , I know it thangz lol
    this was a trip !
     
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    Some people have the lights on at the house, but aint nobody home lol good post.
     
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    ROFL :great:
     
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    Purple, why you got my hamma? :hammer: I need it, to tighten up that blonds loose screws. :lol: :lol:
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    It's not their fault. See without melanin the hair grows on the inside and tickles their brains.
     
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    I rememba this one :lol: but i got more of a kick outta sista RIvers comment ROFL
     
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    Deja vu, all over again.
     
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