Black Poetry : Stroller Derby

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  1. Royal_T

    Royal_T Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One day I was hoopin' (playing basketball) on the courts back home in Evanston (IL that is).
    Watching cats dunk and finger roll like they were starring in hoop heaven.
    All of a sudden you hear a car squeal,
    And what do I see, 12 women pushin' wheels.
    No they weren't pushing BMW's or Jeep Cherokees,
    They were pushing strollers and inside were babies.
    Naw, it's nothing wrong with having kids.
    But it would help if you got the two year old from under the rim.
    Yo, look at the 3 year old she's running toward street.
    That should be a free ticket to get her *** beat.

    "Is that your little boy too?"
    "Yeah girl, ain't he cute?"
    "Hell Naw!, but he just stole that little girl's shoe."

    These shorties were everywhere
    And the little mute one kept staring.

    "How many of these kids are yours?"
    "6 of the 7, the other one's my homegirls."
    "6 kids? Wow! How old are you?"
    "Take a guess!!!"
    "Uhhhhhhh.....32?!?
    "32! Girl are you nuts, my grandma is 32.
    I'm 19 just like you boo!"
    "19? **** when did you start having kids? Some of them gotta be twins."
    "No, no twins here. I conceived my first at 17 after a bottle of Belvidere."

    Needless to say, I stopped talking to her.
    You know, the mother of 6 in the miniskirt.
    I'm no ****ing wiz,
    But 2 years 6 kids...
    My grades in math weren't that tight,
    But what I do know is something's not adding up right.

    Royal T.
     
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    This is so real so she must not have finished school right,
    or maybe she did not put up a fight in the bedroom of love, but what ever she did she need's her as* slaped right.
     
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    lol

    yeah something justs not adding up
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hummmmm! it ain't right so i seek deeper
     
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    Royal_T Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Folks have wild stories these days....I really can't understand it...but I see it all summer long. Lord help us all!!!!
     
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    this piece made me laugh
    out loud
    at the gig
    that 19 year old should throw in the towel
    from doing consecutive bids
    with back to back to back to back to back to back kids...

    peace
    khasm
     
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    NEW MATH

    STROLLER DERBY, adds up to winning!
    Funky two thumbs up!

    1poetsought ~
     
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    Royal_T Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    THANKS YALL....Khasm13...you're silly too...Laughing at all yall.
     
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    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Royal_T

    This young woman's situation in this peace isn't funny. But, her poor attempt to cover it up is pathetic.

    Nice story...with a revealing message.

    :thanks: for sharing.

    :toast:
     
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    So you found one of my silly joints. Don't know what got me to writing this one, but it was funny to me when I was writing it. The math these folks try to put together....it's just unbelievable.
     
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