Black Jokes Humor : stop that

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a very attractive young lady was sitting n a fine restaurant 1 night waiting 4 her date. she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. so, as she bends down n her chair 2 get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. sitting up straight now, embarrassed & red faced, knowing everyone n the place heard her, turns to the waiter & demands "stop that!".

    the waiter looks at her dryly and says "sure lady, which way is it headed?"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dayummmm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :spin: which way is it headed !!!!!!
     
  3. Mike Ramey

    Mike Ramey Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh Baby!

    Great one, Doc! Ya get the top prize so far!

    Mike Ramey:toast:
     
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    Poeticsoulsista Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol a little dumb on the waiters part but this was funny as I don't know what :lol:

    Poetic sista
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I can imagine her red face..that was so funny.
     
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