a very attractive young lady was sitting n a fine restaurant 1 night waiting 4 her date. she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. so, as she bends down n her chair 2 get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. sitting up straight now, embarrassed & red faced, knowing everyone n the place heard her, turns to the waiter & demands "stop that!". the waiter looks at her dryly and says "sure lady, which way is it headed?"