Black Jokes Humor : speaking of the irs

Alkebulan

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the only thing that the irs has not yet taxed is
the male penis.
this is due
to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 30% of the
time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed
off & 10% of the time it
is n the hole. on top of that, it has 2
dependents & they r both nuts.
effective january 1, 2003, ur penis will b
taxed according to size.
the brackets r as follows:

10-12" luxury tax $30.00
8-10" pole tax $25.00
5-8" privilege tax $15.00
4-5" nuisance tax $3.00
males exceeding 12" must file under capital
gains. any1 under 4 inches is eligible 4 a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!

SINcerely,
monica lewinsky
head pecker checker
irs

note: we r still waiting r answers from congress on the following ? s:
r there penalties 4 early withdrawals?
what f 1's penis is self employed?
do multiple partners count as a corporation?
r condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
 
awe man...

rofl....rofl....smh alke... :confused: which bracket do you fall in....lol...lol

Alkebulan said:
the only thing that the irs has not yet taxed is
the male penis.
this is due
to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 30% of the
time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed
off & 10% of the time it
is n the hole. on top of that, it has 2
dependents & they r both nuts.
effective january 1, 2003, ur penis will b
taxed according to size.
the brackets r as follows:

10-12" luxury tax $30.00
8-10" pole tax $25.00
5-8" privilege tax $15.00
4-5" nuisance tax $3.00
males exceeding 12" must file under capital
gains. any1 under 4 inches is eligible 4 a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!

SINcerely,
monica lewinsky
head pecker checker
irs

note: we r still waiting r answers from congress on the following ? s:
r there penalties 4 early withdrawals?
what f 1's penis is self employed?
do multiple partners count as a corporation?
r condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
 

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