Black Jokes Humor : speaking of the irs

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    the only thing that the irs has not yet taxed is
    the male penis.
    this is due
    to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
    around unemployed, 30% of the
    time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed
    off & 10% of the time it
    is n the hole. on top of that, it has 2
    dependents & they r both nuts.
    effective january 1, 2003, ur penis will b
    taxed according to size.
    the brackets r as follows:

    10-12" luxury tax $30.00
    8-10" pole tax $25.00
    5-8" privilege tax $15.00
    4-5" nuisance tax $3.00
    males exceeding 12" must file under capital
    gains. any1 under 4 inches is eligible 4 a refund.
    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!

    SINcerely,
    monica lewinsky
    head pecker checker
    irs

    note: we r still waiting r answers from congress on the following ? s:
    r there penalties 4 early withdrawals?
    what f 1's penis is self employed?
    do multiple partners count as a corporation?
    r condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?
     
  2. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

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    ahahaha

    funny stuff

    pd

    :toast:
     
  3. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    awe man...

    rofl....rofl....smh alke... :confused: which bracket do you fall in....lol...lol

     
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