the only thing that the irs has not yet taxed is the male penis. this is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off & 10% of the time it is n the hole. on top of that, it has 2 dependents & they r both nuts. effective january 1, 2003, ur penis will b taxed according to size. the brackets r as follows: 10-12" luxury tax $30.00 8-10" pole tax $25.00 5-8" privilege tax $15.00 4-5" nuisance tax $3.00 males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. any1 under 4 inches is eligible 4 a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!! SINcerely, monica lewinsky head pecker checker irs note: we r still waiting r answers from congress on the following ? s: r there penalties 4 early withdrawals? what f 1's penis is self employed? do multiple partners count as a corporation? r condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?