3 jamaican sons left home, went out on their own & prospered. getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give to their elderly mother. the 1st son said, "me bill a big house wid land an gi fi wi muma." the 2nd son said, "me sen har a cris a mercedes benz wid a driver." the 3rd smiled & said, "me beat de both a u. u memba how mama used 2 love read har bible? & u know seh she cyaan c 2 good. me sen har a church parrot dat recite de entire bible. it took elders n the church 15 yrs fe teach him. him exclusive man. mama jus ha fe name de chapter an verse, & de parrot will recite it." soon thereafter, mother sent out her letters of thanks: milton," she wrote 1 son, "a weh do u bwoy, a chupid yu chupid so. de house u buill 2 huge. a me 1 live hinna 1 room, but me always ha fe a clean de whole house." winston," she wrote 2 another, "u a eedyatt bwoy, u done know me 2 old fe travel. me always hinna de yard, so me no use the mercedes. & the driver, im 2 dyam feisty!" dearest fitzroy," she wrote 2 her 3rd son, "u hv the good sense fe know what ur mother likes. the chicken was delicious."