Black Jokes Humor : sons bearing gifts

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    3 jamaican sons left home, went out on their own & prospered.
    getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to
    give to their elderly mother.

    the 1st son said, "me bill a big house wid land an gi fi wi muma."
    the 2nd son said, "me sen har a cris a mercedes benz wid a
    driver."

    the 3rd smiled & said, "me beat de both a u. u memba how mama
    used 2 love read har bible? & u know seh she cyaan c 2 good.
    me sen har a church parrot dat recite de entire bible. it took
    elders n the church 15 yrs fe teach him. him exclusive man. mama jus ha fe name de chapter an verse, & de parrot will recite it."

    soon thereafter, mother sent out her letters of thanks:
    milton," she wrote 1 son, "a weh do u bwoy, a chupid yu chupid
    so. de house u buill 2 huge. a me 1 live hinna 1 room, but me
    always ha fe a clean de whole house."
    winston," she wrote 2 another, "u a eedyatt bwoy, u done know me 2 old fe travel. me always hinna de yard, so me no use the mercedes. & the driver, im 2 dyam feisty!"

    dearest fitzroy," she wrote 2 her 3rd son, "u hv the good
    sense fe know what ur mother likes. the chicken was delicious."
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahaha!!
     
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    eternal Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lololol
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    SHE ATE DA WHOLE THANG!!!!!
     
  5. Kimdricka

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    that's funny!
     
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    sexe1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ok I am crying over here!!:x:
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    see

    that's why anything with wings gotta run from black folks.... we get some hot chicken/fish grease goin, and lQQk out.....lol
     
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    that was hilarious, and it's probly a true story cause im a jamaican and my muma would have done tha same somthin
     
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    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    *smh* Well, what can i tell you? LOL.... *wiping away tears*
     
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