Will U braid my goatee? Will U slowly intertwine the strands of hair as we're standin' there in close proximity? Let your hands prepare a plait that will symbolize my identity... Signify my individuality... 2 some, the appearance may be deeper than the mean, But that act can evoke intimacy. Kind of like massaging feet... Or receiving sweets on Valentine's Day... So I reiterate... Will U braid my goatee?