Black People : Somebody Stole My Cookie And I Want It Back!

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  1. AuthorLady

    AuthorLady Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thief! There's a thief in the temple.

    I turn my back for one second, and my cookie was gone.

    The devil is a liar!

    Who did it?

    I want names.

    Y'all don't know the lengths I'll go to...if I don't get my cookie back.

    You should be ashamed of yourselves!

    I'm shocked! My God!

    Lord! Where is justice in this world?

    I want my cookie!

    And I mean TODAY!

    What say ye?
     
  2. MsVeraisblessed

    MsVeraisblessed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    HUh?
     
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    I'm lost on this one also.
     
  4. AuthorLady

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    Oh, you gon' have to really try hard to be vague, missy. Where's the **** cookie? I'm so serious...Don't make me call the cops!
     
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    AuthorLady Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    No Snitchin' rule, huh? Ok...play simple. I gotcha, playa. We'll see in a minute.
     
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    i know i don't have, nor would i want any 'cookie' that makes me react like this.
    i suggest that u stop looking for it too, cause u don't need no mo'!
     
  7. AuthorLady

    AuthorLady Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    So
    I beg your pardon...but there are cookies people will hurt you for. There is a thief in the temple and when I find him/her; their @ss is mine.
     
  8. Destee

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    *wipe'n cookie crumbs from my mouth ... try'n to finish chew'n fo i talk*

    *gulp* .... WHAT?!!!!!! ... :eeek:

    someone stole your cookie ??!!!! ... OH MY GOSH !!!!!

    let's round up a posse and hunt 'em down !!! ... QQ

    that low down no good so and so knows dadgum well they aint bought no cookie

    but up in here eat'n cookie and stuff .... let's hang 'em from da highest tree !!

    :look:

    :lol: ... too funnneee

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Sister AuthorLady ... i think i saw an unidentified person in da alley ...

    chew'n on sump'n that looked like cookies ... iono ...

    maybe we better go out back and check ... grab the shotgun ... :lol:

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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