Thief! There's a thief in the temple. I turn my back for one second, and my cookie was gone. The devil is a liar! Who did it? I want names. Y'all don't know the lengths I'll go to...if I don't get my cookie back. You should be ashamed of yourselves! I'm shocked! My God! Lord! Where is justice in this world? I want my cookie! And I mean TODAY! What say ye?