Black Poetry : SOME FUNNY *** PUNCHLINES

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  1. rhymebad

    rhymebad Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    SOME FUNNY *** PUNCHLINES

    IF WHACKNESS WAS A PIZZA YOU’LL BE BREAD DOUGH WITH A
    MISLED FLOW NO NICE FIXTURE AS A WHACK SPICED MIXTURE
    OF TOMATOE SAUCE AND CHEESE THESE DANG PATATOE HEAD CAN’T
    BOSS EMCEES //
    IF WHACKNESS WAS A TREE YALL WOULD HAVE BRANCHES AND LIMBS AND GROW ON RANCHES WITH THEM COWBOYS GET ON YOUR KNEES CLOWN YOUR LEAVES ARE BROWN ******* GOT THE ROOTS OF A NIN-COMPOOPS YOU CAN’T RHYME OR PAINT A LINE JUST A WHACK TRYING TO WRITE AND DESTROY HIP HOP BEST KEEP YOUR LIPS LOCK DON'T TALK SO MUCH WALK AND SEARCH FOR ANSWERS //
    YOU'RE HUMP BACK CAMEL THESE CHUMPS TO WHACK TO GAMBLE SO YOU CAN'T ROLL DICE IF WHACKNESS WAS A BOWL OF RICE THESE ******* WORDS WOULD BE SERVED WITH SPOILED STEAK AND GRAVY YALL FAKE AND CRAZY NOT GREAT JUST LAZY//
    IF WHACKNESS WAS A **** YOU ALL WOULD STAY HARD AS STRAY RETARDS BEHIND A ZIPPER EVEN THEN YOU COULDN'T CUM STRONG YOU HAVE A DUMB DOME //
    IF WHACKNESS WAS A JHERRI CURL YALL WILL BE IN A FERRY WORLD AS BUSTERS BEYOND REPAIR AS A WHACK CLUSTER OF HAIR BEING SLEEZY AND GREASY, //
    If whackness was a book yall would be a written work and a hidden jerk
    With a number of pages while my hummer rages with your girl’s leg spread
    In the backseat yall whack freaks and can’t rhyme at all //
    If whackness was flowers yall blooms will be doomed
    ******* need fertilizer to hurdle wiser in rap no fumed
    Blossoms in your graden even an opportune opossum farting
    Trying to escape //
    if whackness was a basin of water yall will be facing slaughter down a drain as a clown with no brain //
    if whackness was a cake yall will bake ready and proper like Betty Crocker, your brains a mixture of sugar flour
    and milk your girl shower in silk just a trick retard and stick won't get hard a real cup cake and your butt is fake//
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    You have a way with rhymes, keep those flows coming.
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    man hot drop with some fancy lyricz
     
  4. rhymebad

    rhymebad Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hey rich thanks for the props
     
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    Scry'be Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yo rhyme...I believe I may be fastly becomin a loyalist to you pa. The Hotness as usual!
     
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