Black Poetry : Some Funny Punch Lines

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  1. MADDRAPPER

    MADDRAPPER Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Some Funny Punch Lines

    Even with the body of a tree you couldn’t party free and bear leaves
    Hair got fleas bring the hot shot, got a slop plot drop to your knees
    Kiss my ring, twist your bling say what you piss and sing?
    Your crummy scriptures are just funny pictures all a cartoon thing
    Scooby Doo want to see you, not my fault you busy and whack
    With a Walt Disney Contract, call Mickey Mouse
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...........bruh MADD u droppin skillz
    wit no mercy cool flow
     
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    nice drop
    flow head on...
     
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    If I had the body of a tree...this is what I'd do,
    tie you down with all my branches, and beat the **** out you.

    the fleas that's in my hair, I do believe that...you put them there,
    if you lay with dogs do you get fleas? I was drunk...to the gear.

    Once I twist my bling, ...your *** couldn't afford a ring
    that was piss, you saw for sure...*smh*...think I heard you sing.


    I just felt like going with the flow...thanks for sharing
     
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    MADDRAPPER Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    thanks for the love everybody on this for real yo
     
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    Cause devastation in a city like an investigation committee
    No hesitation for the pity, want to make a band like P Diddy
    Some cats psycho even with the stats of Geico you can’t switch
    And save money, you twitch and behave funny when it comes to responses
     
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    boy, you crazy. you and 1poetsought oughta collab.
     
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    MADDRAPPER Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    gempis thanks for the love for real yo
     
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    indeed they do coz they bring it on the deep side
    loving this piece here brutha and i had to drop back in !
     
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    madrapper let me say your poem is unique

    and queen gurl i'm laughing cause i didnt know you gets down like that. wow mad didn't know which way to turn you go gurl.
     
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