Black Jokes Humor : SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

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  1. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    So what’s for dinner?

    Can’t eat pork….
    Swine flu



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    Can’t eat chicken…
    Bird flu



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    Can’t eat beef…
    Mad cow disease



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    Can’t eat eggs…
    Salmonella poison



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    Can’t eat fish…
    Heavy metal poisons in their waters



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    Can’t eat fruits and veggies…
    Insecticides and herbicides


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    Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

    I believe that leaves chocolate and ice cream!!!!!

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    Remember --- ‘STRESSED’ spelt backward is ‘DESSERTS’
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..............I guess you got a point here .....
     
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