Black Jokes Humor : so highhhhh

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  1. QUEEN ABENA

    QUEEN ABENA Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks
    past,
    looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"
    The monkey says, "Yu wan some?"
    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn
    the herb.
    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to
    get a drink from the river.
    The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to
    the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high
    that he leans too far over, and falls into the river.
    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the
    side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking
    a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall
    into the river while taking a drink.
    The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off,
    where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his
    joint.
    He looks up and says "Hey you!"
    The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de Bloodclaat dis?
    ......A how much water you drink?
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dat was crazy wild .......lol
     
  3. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol
    i just imagin da head of da monkey....loooool