Black Jokes Humor : "Smoking Dope or Doing Time"

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  1. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "Smoking Dope or Doing Time"

    Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

    Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge asked
    the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

    "Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

    "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

    "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and
    told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

    "That's admirable," said the judge.

    "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy.

    "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

    "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

    "Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your a**hole before you go to prison..........."
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    As John weatherspoon would say !
    bang bang bang ))))))!!........lol
     
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    The second boy certainly knew how to get their attention...ouch! Hahahaha.
     
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    You're killing me
     
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    hahahahahaha!:qqb006:

    :heart:
     
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    *putting out my blunt*....smh

    one love
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    lol @ brother Khasm.....
     
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