Black Jokes Humor : Slow...just plain slow

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status
    figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
    everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she
    didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to
    run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some
    snails.

    Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down
    the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he
    noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little
    further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great
    if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering
    the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was
    standing right over him.

    They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.

    They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing
    around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and
    passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and
    exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his
    clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
    He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.

    He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he
    got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were
    snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry
    wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He
    looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back
    at the snails and said:

    "Come on guys, we're almost there!" ;)
     
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    renee31127 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL, that is funny.
     
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    man dis was wild lol ............
     
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    gee thanks, I really needed that laugh...
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol me tooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
     
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