Black Jokes Humor : Sleeping Arrangements

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car
    trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a
    farmer.

    The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room
    for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

    "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for
    forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening.
    With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the
    night.

    Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the
    door, there stood the Rabbi from the barn.

    "What's wrong?" asked the farmer.

    He replied, "I am grateful to you , but I can't sleep in the barn.
    There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean
    animal."

    His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes
    late the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door,

    "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks.

    The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out
    but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered
    sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

    Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and
    complained, but went out to the barn.

    Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the
    farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and
    there stood the pig and the cow.
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Even in the animal kingdom, a lawyer carries a bad rep, lol.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol................another wild one
     
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