Black Jokes Humor : skinny white guy / big black guy

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  1. Destee

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    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG
    black guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet
    tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
    testicle, "Turner Brown."

    The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
    down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says," What's wrong with
    you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
    the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left
    testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner
    Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
    Around."

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!
    if he bend whewwwwwwwwwww!!!
    Bang Bang Bang !!!
    u know dis was too funny
     
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    Ya know, I worry about you sometimes Destee.......
     
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    OMG RACISM ;)
     
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    Really? How so?
     
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    ROFL............LOLOLOL

    Destee, I was kinda worried when I seent you was in here tryin to tell jokes, but this was really funny....nice one sis
     
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    Lol...i imagin what was going on da head of da white man!For sure,he wouldn't like it!!!lol
     
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    Nice play on words.

    and the fact some people are scarred of blacks.

    You made this drag out then wham!

    Very funny!
     
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    OMG LOL .......LOL...................LOL U R TOO SILLY GURL THAT WUZ FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GETS MAAAAAD PROPS ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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