Black Jokes Humor : Sisters of Mercy

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a
    sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
    PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his
    imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
    another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
    and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third
    sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his
    curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
    On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
    small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the
    steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black
    habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your
    signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
    "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
    He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
    The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this
    door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in
    a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place
    $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this
    hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second
    nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door,
    pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds
    himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE,
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..........that's a good one what more he though he was going to get
    naw no he didn't think he was ...well yes he did but got screwed !!!!!!!!
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Guess he didn't exactly get what he paid for...lol.
     
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    yes he did .....the door back to righteousness............lol
     
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