Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by UbZoRbShUn, Dec 3, 2001.
you got a witness to this
lovin' this flow
well i gotta add my 2 cent in
ya sho nuff right coz i see her do it ****
near every day!!
lemme tell ya'bout the day I had
me and my snooze button was playin
The Tag, your it game~too
Needless to say, it won and
it was my time to get up
that was the only way
it was gonna SHUT UP!
If that wasn't enuff
~I had to fight wit sum stubborn
wrinkles that got in good wit my
scrubs and that dayum iron of mine
mus'ta been in cahoots, cuz it
refused to blow off steam,
Gurl, made me wanna scream
~but I didn't, I kept my composure
added sum elbow grease
and pressed a crease in dem scrubs
Went fo my shoes and thought I was
daughter done jack'd my shoelaces
Ain't she a trip?
That's when I gave up and accepted
~I'm gonna be late
No girlfriend, you ain't alone
BOY! I tell'ya, it ain't easy being women
Thanks Zorb....I was feelin your flo.
Madd Holiday Greetings
getting two mannish boys up before the crack of dawn, fixing they breakfast (Elijah "needs" his oatmeal, Malik likes his eggs scrambled soft, and they daddy in the army lookin for Bin - can somebody say stressed the eff out?)....cleaning up, washing up, bumping my hair, drinking my coffee while I'm driving little negroes to the day care, Malik mad cause he gotta sit in the car seat, putting on mascara in the rear view, radio blasting something nasty and extremely incoherent by Juvenile nem, matching my nasty attitude, smacking on my lip gloss, rushing in 30 minutes late to the office in my too tight skirt (well it fit last month), sista girl asst. manager mad-dawging me, but I ain't trippin cause I wrote the how-to manual, and I know all her bidness and the real deal is neither one of us had any in too long (but at least I got me a man), so when she calm herself down and come correct I just tell her I was just 10 minutes late (and we was both looking at the clock)...but she so backed the eff up she don't even remember.... and errybody has a nice day.
Oh yeah sis, I feel ya! lol
thank YOU for bringing my smile today! I needed this. And thank you for your well wishes for the mister.
**** SHADEELADEE!!!!!! and to add the visuals. Hands on hips, neck moving with the rhythm of the words, waving the index finger, done took off the ear rings and the watch ready to kick somebody's.....Lawd have mercy.
Livin wit Men Folk..
Gurlfriend...you ain't neva lied
let me testify, for women's sake
only a few minutes I will take
see, I don't know..maybe yall relate
bout livin wit teen boys, plus your mate
don't git me wrong.....
I love my men, even co-habitating
........I feel real safe wit dem
but it ain't easy, the only female
livin in a house of men....
....when mornin comes
....you have to tinkle
drag mahself into the bathroom
neva lookin......I sit to pee
Dang!..tha porcelain cold as can be
fellas know ta drop the seat
for female's peace......
please! please! dry tha seat
Sistahs, I have my toiletries
thats spose to be just for me....
scented lotions, deodorant like..Secret
"strong enuff for a man, but made for a woman"
well, they ain't heard, they use it too
when I'm ready...its all thru
Not to mention my "white socks"
fit perfectly with my size shoe
now, stretched to fit a size 10 boot
wit a gaping hole in tha toe
now, I just touch the surface things
what its like ta live wit men
when its time to clean da house....
well.....yall know what I'm talkin bout!
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