Black Poetry : Sistaz (testify yall) I can't be the only one

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  1. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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  2. poeticdelight

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    lmao

    you got a witness to this :lol:

    lovin' this flow :)

    pd
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    well i gotta add my 2 cent in

    ya sho nuff right coz i see her do it ****
    near every day!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    cocobutterskyn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Zorb,

    Honee chile!

    lemme tell ya'bout the day I had
    me and my snooze button was playin
    The Tag, your it game~too
    Needless to say, it won and
    it was my time to get up
    Cuz~
    that was the only way
    it was gonna SHUT UP!

    If that wasn't enuff

    ~I had to fight wit sum stubborn
    wrinkles that got in good wit my
    scrubs and that dayum iron of mine
    mus'ta been in cahoots, cuz it
    refused to blow off steam,
    Gurl, made me wanna scream
    ~but I didn't, I kept my composure
    added sum elbow grease
    and pressed a crease in dem scrubs

    den~

    Went fo my shoes and thought I was
    gonna flip~

    NO

    SHE

    DIDN'T

    daughter done jack'd my shoelaces

    Ain't she a trip?

    That's when I gave up and accepted
    my fate
    ~I'm gonna be late

    No girlfriend, you ain't alone

    BOY! I tell'ya, it ain't easy being women :laugh:


    Thanks Zorb....I was feelin your flo.


    Madd Holiday Greetings:heart:
    CCBSKYN
     
  5. ShadeeLadee

    ShadeeLadee Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    how bout

    getting two mannish boys up before the crack of dawn, fixing they breakfast (Elijah "needs" his oatmeal, Malik likes his eggs scrambled soft, and they daddy in the army lookin for Bin - can somebody say stressed the eff out?)....cleaning up, washing up, bumping my hair, drinking my coffee while I'm driving little negroes to the day care, Malik mad cause he gotta sit in the car seat, putting on mascara in the rear view, radio blasting something nasty and extremely incoherent by Juvenile nem, matching my nasty attitude, smacking on my lip gloss, rushing in 30 minutes late to the office in my too tight skirt (well it fit last month), sista girl asst. manager mad-dawging me, but I ain't trippin cause I wrote the how-to manual, and I know all her bidness and the real deal is neither one of us had any in too long (but at least I got me a man), so when she calm herself down and come correct I just tell her I was just 10 minutes late (and we was both looking at the clock)...but she so backed the eff up she don't even remember.... and errybody has a nice day.

    Oh yeah sis, I feel ya! lol

    thanks!

    SWT
     
  6. ShadeeLadee

    ShadeeLadee Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    sis....

    thank YOU for bringing my smile today! I needed this. And thank you for your well wishes for the mister. :)

    :heart:

    SWT
     
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    Heartbeat Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    **** SHADEELADEE!!!!!! and to add the visuals. Hands on hips, neck moving with the rhythm of the words, waving the index finger, done took off the ear rings and the watch ready to kick somebody's.....Lawd have mercy.
     
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    Livin wit Men Folk..

    Gurlfriend...you ain't neva lied
    let me testify, for women's sake
    only a few minutes I will take
    see, I don't know..maybe yall relate
    bout livin wit teen boys, plus your mate
    don't git me wrong.....
    I love my men, even co-habitating
    ........I feel real safe wit dem
    but it ain't easy, the only female
    livin in a house of men....
    ....when mornin comes
    ....you have to tinkle
    drag mahself into the bathroom
    neva lookin......I sit to pee
    Dang!..tha porcelain cold as can be
    fellas know ta drop the seat
    for female's peace......
    please! please! dry tha seat
    Sistahs, I have my toiletries
    thats spose to be just for me....
    scented lotions, deodorant like..Secret

    ......you know
    "strong enuff for a man, but made for a woman"

    well, they ain't heard, they use it too
    when I'm ready...its all thru
    Not to mention my "white socks"
    fit perfectly with my size shoe
    now, stretched to fit a size 10 boot
    wit a gaping hole in tha toe
    now, I just touch the surface things
    what its like ta live wit men
    when its time to clean da house....
    well.....yall know what I'm talkin bout!


    Epiphany :heart:
     
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