Black Jokes Humor : She was so blonde

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    She was so blonde, she had a shirt that said "TGIF" and thought it meant "This Goes In Front"!

    She was so blonde, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was so blonde, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and Don't Walk".

    She was so blonde, She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    She was so blonde she couldn't pour herself a glass of cool-aid if the instructions were on the bottom of the pitcher.

    She was so blonde she set a trap for the computer mouse.
     
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    indeed she is very Blonde ........lol
     
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    She was so blonda she missed the six oclock news because no one would tell her what time it comes on

    SWSB when the computer said press any key to continue she spent ten minutes looking fot the ANY key

    SWSB when she failed her final exam at school she took a cosmetics bag to the make-up test
     
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