Black Jokes Humor : She is not into that.. OK

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A Big Whale was hanging out with his girl. a smaller whale when all of a sudden. Things got exciting and here is what happened.

    The Big Whale said. Hey look. Over there.

    There is that ship of sailors that was here last year.

    You know they killed my cousin that had a blubber problem.

    Yea... said the smaller whale. What you wanna do?

    Well said the Big one…this is what I wanna do.

    You go around the side.

    Get their attention.

    Then I come up from the other side and tip the ship over.

    Then we can eat them!!!

    The smaller whale said Naw…

    I don't want to do that.

    I get sick every time I swallow se*men.
     
  2. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    you ain't right bro HODEE

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. phynxofkemet

    phynxofkemet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    eeewwww

    that's funny even though it's nasty....;)
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Phynx
    The first words to me from a female friend of mine
    Everytime she saw me was to tell me a new joke.

    That was one she told me. The last I heard.
    Telling jokes may have gotten her married.

    Guys like jokes.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..........se*men.....well she need to learn how to spit it out !...hahahahahahaa!!!!
    this was wild and funny
     
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    loved it !!!

    Lilpea :1on1:
     
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    meemeemeemeemee beegalow beegalow

    Just a spoonful of sugar
    Helps the se'men go down
    The se'man go down
    In the most delightful waaaaaaaay

    Maestro

    What? Don't like Mary Poppins? Okay try this

    I got so much honey
    The bees envy me
    I got a sweeter song
    Than the birds in the trees

    I guess you say
    What can make me feel this way
    Se'men, se'men, se'men
    I'm talking 'bout se'men
    My man