Black Jokes Humor : Senior Dress Code Violations

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Subject: Senior Dress Code Violation! .......
    If anyone knows this lady, PLEASE forward this to her.......



    the following combinations DO NOT go together
    and should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals
    2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    4. Miniskirts and support hose
    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    12. Inline skates and a walker
    And last, but not least . . my personal favorite ..
    13. Thongs and Depends :nono:
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  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol......why do i know this lady !
     
  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    LMAO :jawdrop:
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Pleaseeeeeeeeee no more letters, I get the message :lol: :lol:
    oh, that was a good one
     
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