Black Jokes Humor : Senior Citizen

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.

    Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind
    The Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
    One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
    to chat and before they knew it, several hours have passed.
    After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
    asks,
    "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
    She asks, "What?"
    "Sex!!" he replies.
    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I
    held a gun
    to your head!"
    "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
    It for a while."
    "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, moves
    his
    Manhood and proceeds to hold it.
    Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden
    Where
    they
    Would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
    Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
    Alarmed,
    Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was OK.

    She walked around the Senior Citizen Home and found him sitting by
    the
    Pool
    With Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's
    Manhood!

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
    have that
    I
    Don't have?"
    Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A bit more motion for the memory lane ocean!! lol
     
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    oh my lord!
     
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    Sounds to me like he trying to beat the clock :time: ...well at lease at a faster pace :laugh:
     
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