This world is truly one wacky place.
https://www.knightscope.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knightscope
www.mashable.com/2017/12/15/knightscope-robot-fired-san-francisco-sidewalks/
Security Supervisor: Officer Jenks why didn't you try to save Robbie The robot?
Pissed off security guard: Not for nothing chief but if you expect me to save this job stealing $60,000 a year bag of silicone chips when I gross 8K a year you got another thing coming.
Mad as hornets security supervisor: You're fired
Relieved and now officially unemployed security guard: Good, with welfare and unemployment benefits I'll rake in a cool 35K a year sitting on my butt while your working your shift and my shift.
Drowned Robot: I had to pee bossman.
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Dopey robot not minding it's business: Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Crazed cyber crook: STFU and give me your BitCoins.
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Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: That's it, just take this box of ticking clocks to the CEO's office.
Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda: Are you sure about this Mr. Jebudin? Can a robot have sex with 72 Arab virgins? Where do I put my?
Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: STFU already and get those ticking clocks to the hateful antagonistic CEO.
Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to A-Qaeda: Hesitates thinking of delirious sex with 72 Arab virgins and forgets his mission.
Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: Pushes the now profusely sweating and soon to short out his circuits Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda robot through the front and yells "Allah Akbar"
BOOM!!!!!!
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Moral of this story: Never hire a gullible Nexus 13 robot who is still a virgin himself with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda