Hey Doc ... these sound like interesting classes. Which of you fine gentlemen will be our teacher(s)? Please save a seat for me in each of them. In return I am requesting that you all make time to attend at least one of the following:
1. Why it's important to never talk back to your wife/girlfriend/signficant other.
2. The art of saying "Yes Ma'am."
3. The Joys of Cooking.
4. Simulated Child Birth For Men (with pain).
5. How to remove stains from carpet.
6. Sensitivity Classes w/special emphasis on PMS.
7. How not to expel gas when within a one-mile radius of human life or vegetation.
8. Fool-proof way of keeping the toilet seat down (has a little to do with men being one with nature, you may want to bring an umbrella).
9. The true art of obedience.
Perhaps my sisters will have additional classes we can add to this list.
We will need the entire 15 hour session for each class, so guys, please don't be late.
Destee
ps ... Kemetstry, what have I deleted ??? A new class is coming to mind ... "Don't say anything unless you've first received permission."
1. Why it's important to never talk back to your wife/girlfriend/signficant other.
2. The art of saying "Yes Ma'am."
3. The Joys of Cooking.
4. Simulated Child Birth For Men (with pain).
5. How to remove stains from carpet.
6. Sensitivity Classes w/special emphasis on PMS.
7. How not to expel gas when within a one-mile radius of human life or vegetation.
8. Fool-proof way of keeping the toilet seat down (has a little to do with men being one with nature, you may want to bring an umbrella).
9. The true art of obedience.
Perhaps my sisters will have additional classes we can add to this list.
We will need the entire 15 hour session for each class, so guys, please don't be late.
Destee
ps ... Kemetstry, what have I deleted ??? A new class is coming to mind ... "Don't say anything unless you've first received permission."