Black Jokes Humor : Scaffolding Accident

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  1. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

    Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

    "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

    "Yep", replied Bob.

    "Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

    Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

    "What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

    "Sure," Bob says.

    "Why?" asks Jeff.

    "Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'

    'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

    So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
     
  2. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    haha


    you have a (domestic violence) type of humor Queen!:qqb025:

    lol

    :blowkiss:
     
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    bob the builder.. smh... must be palins half brother
     
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    lol .....this was funny
     
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