Black Jokes Humor : say hi

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by Alkebulan, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2002
    Messages:
    833
    Likes Received:
    8
    Occupation:
    slacker
    Location:
    boringham, alabama
    Ratings:
    +8
    i was in the VIP lounge last week en route to seattle. whilst n the lounge, i noticed bill gates sitting n a chair enjoying a cognac.
    i was meeting w a very important client who was also flying 2 seattle w me but she was running a bit late. being a 4ward type of guy, i approached mr. gates & introduced myself.

    i explained to him that i was conducting some very important business & how i would appreciate it f he could throw a quick "hello paul" at me when i was w my client. he agreed.

    10 minutes later while i was conversing w my client, i felt a tap on my shoulder. it was bill gates. i turned around & looked up at him. he said, "hi paul, what's happening?" 2 which i replied "phuk off, gates, i'm n a meeting."
     
  2. cocobutterskyn

    cocobutterskyn Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    May 25, 2001
    Messages:
    4,182
    Likes Received:
    171
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    Spreading Joy.... need some?
    Location:
    Sixburgh, Pa.
    Ratings:
    +221
    :laugh: This was good.

    Coco :heart:
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    what u say !

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Thandiwe

    Thandiwe Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2001
    Messages:
    680
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Minnesota
    Ratings:
    +2
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    (((((((((great big old belly laugh!))))))))))))))))
     
  5. Thandiwe

    Thandiwe Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2001
    Messages:
    680
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Minnesota
    Ratings:
    +2
    saying "HI!"

    hey doctor parker! i'm almost afraid to say this, you may tell me to "phukk off..."

    i accidently clicked your name and show your profile. It's me Thandi from the other board. I was just thinking about you. not long ago. wondering, "what happend to him?"

    Never saw your good sense of humor and timing before.

    reading this joke, i would have spit out my drink if i had been drinking.
     
  6. wildflower7

    wildflower7 Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2001
    Messages:
    1,303
    Likes Received:
    4
    Occupation:
    motherhood
    Location:
    maryland
    Ratings:
    +4
    awwww... dat ain't right! :lol:
     
  7. mkhaya lo'

    mkhaya lo' Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2001
    Messages:
    428
    Likes Received:
    6
    Occupation:
    Journalist
    Location:
    Rand Park Ridge, Johannesburg, South Africa.
    Ratings:
    +6
    that was good!!!:laugh: :laugh:

    lo'
     
  8. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2001
    Messages:
    2,077
    Likes Received:
    2
    Ratings:
    +2
    ah snap!!!

    pd
     
  9. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2001
    Messages:
    3,430
    Likes Received:
    67
    Location:
    lend me some sugar.. l am your neighbor
    Ratings:
    +70
    :D

    funny as hyell
     
  10. MissPoetik

    MissPoetik Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2002
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ratings:
    +0
    hi...

    lol... that's funny.