i was in the VIP lounge last week en route to seattle. whilst n the lounge, i noticed bill gates sitting n a chair enjoying a cognac. i was meeting w a very important client who was also flying 2 seattle w me but she was running a bit late. being a 4ward type of guy, i approached mr. gates & introduced myself. i explained to him that i was conducting some very important business & how i would appreciate it f he could throw a quick "hello paul" at me when i was w my client. he agreed. 10 minutes later while i was conversing w my client, i felt a tap on my shoulder. it was bill gates. i turned around & looked up at him. he said, "hi paul, what's happening?" 2 which i replied "phuk off, gates, i'm n a meeting."