Black Jokes Humor : Sara Pipalini

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

    The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

    The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

    The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

    St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

    "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

    lmao
     
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    what a twisted story lol too funny
    hahahahaha!!
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: ...1400 men in 6 months? wow picture that.
     
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    bienamor Banned MEMBER

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    not bad



    6x30=180
    1400x180=7.7777777

    Not a bad nites work on the right corner
     
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