Black Poetry : SANTA’S CUMMING (A COMEDY)

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    SANTA’S CUMMING (A COMEDY)

    RHYME sometimes sex is a messy start for the fleshy part
    Of a girl’s body that boys suck and lick its like dressy art
    The picture is clear, boys be battle dressed ready to rattle breast
    Loose bra cooch juice bazaar so RHYME my boobs in the mood
    They was just nipple poking and smoking I ain’t joking with attitude
    They’re just food for boys to toy with its hard for a girl to elude
    That, my tits in silk Santa want to git milk undone my brassiere
    So sincere oh men clear about sex kisses took over the atmosphere
    well anyway I’m sitting in Santa’s red lap with my legs gapped
    Got round brown buttocks from a corrupt block thugs tries to rap
    To me “girl what you want for CHRISTMAS”? Oh something hot
    He thought I said some **** oh his ding-gu-ling got hard on the spot
    It lifted me up I sit on top of a legit **** for CHRISTMAS so loosely
    Rudolph looked at my lips while his nose glows oh my coo-chee
    Was so juicy and wet ready and proper like a Betty Crocker cake
    In front of a chimney just my **** and Santa’s jimmy “oh great”
    Stockings hung with care Santa’s cocking sprung and aware
    Oh he jest got my tongue couldn’t go anywhere oh he wouldn’t dare
    At this point I wouldn’t care hot panties are sticky like slop candies
    “Dang girl you have some great cake” “but Santa wait oh he jest
    Got my tongue so true and soft I looked right at Rudolph impressed
    Santa wanna take off my dress the kisses I guess and my breast
    Caused his **** to swell ready to rock the bell like LL at best
    It jest expand in his pants now starting to understand romance a wet
    Juicy coo-chee can enhance the whole situation its Santa’s chance to get
    Some sex all the toying was annoying as he rubbed to fat black hairs
    Around my thing the little elves renown started to sing the toy sack airs
    Spread with the fish smell of my coo-chee like a trout on route to bite
    Bait my night fate is to become pregnant oh my virgin coo-chee so tight
    My fame is crazy gonna name the baby Chris oh Santa wanna go crazy
    On my thing make me cream steam and scream so extreme in this hazy
    Room I’m wearing daisy perfume Santa has keen eyes and my bed is queen
    Size and the cream between my thighs multiplies while Santa whispers some lean
    Stuff in my ears had enough teen fears about sex oh the emotions began to grow
    His deep voice caused me to make a freak choice as the words ***!
    ***! ***! Stayed in my head he said “lets go lay in bed” I said “oh No!”
    His **** stuck up like a sore thumb knew there was more to cum doe
    It was thunder down there in my underwear panties just sticky the wind blow
    Whirly airs through the black curly hairs around my thing
     
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    lol.....twisted poetry to da funny bone
     
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    yeah richh thanks for responding for real
     
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    ha...what's up mad...
    the rhymes were tyte...but as always...
    give others love poet...

    one love
    khasm
     
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    THIS HAS TO A RECORD 175 PEEPS ONLY TWO RESPONSES

    THIS HAS TO BE A RECORD 175 PEEPS ONLY TWO RESPONSES
     
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    hahahahahah thats funny brotha....I love it
     
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    torch THANKS FOR THE PROPS dang 232 peeped very little response
     
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    ALRIGHT UPPING GOT A LOT OF PEEPS FOR REAL
     
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    Another year bruh! merry christmas
     
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