Black Poetry : Sang yo’ nasty *** off

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  1. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Sing yo’ nasty *** off
    I called from the seats,
    while the rhythm and
    music kept me on my feet.

    I was smiling like P. Diddy
    Laid like Martin Luther Kang
    I hollered out for all to hear
    “y’all listen to that ***** sang.”

    Then the embarrassment hit me
    ‘cause I got caught up in the lurch,
    and I done forgot where I was
    Hollerin’ out loud in the church.


    Ra

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  2. Bishop

    Bishop Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Brotha they gonna put you under the altar!!! Got me rolling ova here.
     
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    did you have to call her out her name?
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    puts me in the reminds

    (and you gonna like this one, Ra)...of a visiting Bishop at a church I happened to be visiting. Who got up in the pulpit and got so beside himself all caught up in the white heat of (the holy ghost?) he said "****!"

    Place was packed; standing room only.... not a sound in the sanctuary for a moment that felt like an eternity!

    I will never forget it. He was supposed to be some high falutent pastor to a huge celebrity in the midwest (all shall remain nameless) ...but it was funny.

    thank you for this smirk on my face.

    a
     
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    Now you're starting to catch me with these crazy flows of yours...I was cracking up when I read this. This must be your off the chain month! Good one Ra.
     
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    misty Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Funny ..
    Thanks I was cracking up too..
     
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    ra.


    yous a wild boy!! :lol: hahaha...
    the visuals in this peace are oh-so
    clear... i can just see it goin' down
    jjjust like you described it.
    & i'm still gigglin' as i type this
    reply. everytime i read you...
    well... let's just say it's a pleasure!

    itsallLove, chile.

    elayne.
     
  8. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I know I did it!

    I didn't mean to say *****--but the **** got carried away and that's when they escorted me out of the building--it slipped--I didn't know the gun was loaded--but that was a bad motha--shut yo mouf--but I'm talkin' about--yea, that's who it was--I thought I was at the concert for a minute--I apologize y'all for hollerin' out loud--don't know what got into me--Ra

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  9. DIIMOND

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    that was comical and delightful ...LOL u tripped my head out solider.... keep flowing
     
  10. DaFlavaFul

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    Yo Ra! your flows have no reason and rationality! lol! u never failed me yet!
     
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