Black Jokes Humor : ? s

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Q: ever wonder y the IRS calls it form 1040?
    A: b/c 4 every $50 that u earn, u get 10 & they get 40.

    Q: what's the difference b/t the government & the mafia?
    A: 1 of them is organized.



    on the 1st day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "the female dormitory will be out-of-bounds 2 all male students & the male dormitory 2 the female students. anybody caught breaking this rule will b fined $20 the 1st time." he continued, "anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will b fined $60. being caught a 3rd time will cost u a fine of $180. r there any ? s"

    @ this point, a male student n the crowd inquired: "how much 4 a season pass ?"
     
  2. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

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    oh buddy

    you took it here :lol:

    keep them coming DOC

    one

    pd
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    man u took it to da max and hell yeah! 10-40
    is dat why i'm broke ! hahahahha! ya killing me bruh!
     
  4. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    awe naw...

    lol...man not a season pass....smh...lol
     
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    Thanks for the laughs, hey, I think instead of $10 I only got $5...