Q: ever wonder y the IRS calls it form 1040? A: b/c 4 every $50 that u earn, u get 10 & they get 40. Q: what's the difference b/t the government & the mafia? A: 1 of them is organized. on the 1st day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "the female dormitory will be out-of-bounds 2 all male students & the male dormitory 2 the female students. anybody caught breaking this rule will b fined $20 the 1st time." he continued, "anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will b fined $60. being caught a 3rd time will cost u a fine of $180. r there any ? s" @ this point, a male student n the crowd inquired: "how much 4 a season pass ?"