Black Poetry : ROLE PLAY

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by Metree, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. Metree

    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    GOT A CALL IN THE MID LATE AFTERNOON
    TONS OF THINGS ON THE MIND
    AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

    A WOMAN WHO CALLED SOUNDED SO DISTRESSED
    SAID HER PIPES WERE CLOGGED
    AND HAD TO REMOVE THE PROBLEM FROM HER CHEST.

    IS THIS MR. BOB?

    NO, THIS IS HIS PARTNER
    THEY CALL ME MR. LARGE
    WELL MR. LARGE
    I GUESS YOUR IN CHARGE,
    WITH A NAME LIKE DAT
    I NEED U RIGHT HERE
    AND I MEAN...STAT!

    I'LL BE THERE
    WITH THE QUICKNESS
    DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT,
    I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM
    AT THE DROP OF A HAT.

    WELL I HOPE SO,
    CAUSE THIS PROBLEM HAS BEEN TO LONG
    HAVEN'T HAD THEM CLEANED
    AND THAT IS SO **** WRONG.

    WELL, A HALF HOUR WENT BY
    AND MR. LARGE FINALLY SHOWED
    HAD HIS TOOLS IN HIS HAND
    JUST TO SHOW HE WAS THE MAN.

    NOW MR. LARGE
    STOOD ABOUT 6'2"
    AND A HOT BUILD TO MATCH
    HE WAS A SITE TO SEE
    AND NICE CATCH.

    WELL HE SAID
    "HERE I AM"
    WHERE IS THE PROBLEM
    AS HE SUDDENLY SPEAKS.

    SHE SAID... "RIGHT IN HERE"
    AS SHE FINALLY EXPLAINED,
    U CAN PLAINLY SEE THE SINK
    NEEDS TO BE DRAINED.

    WELL, WHEN HE KNELT DOWN
    UNDER THE SINK
    HE REALIZED IN A INSTANT
    WITH A BLINK.

    THERE IS NOT A CONNECTING PIPE
    HERE AS A CATCH
    WHAT THE HELL...
    AS SHE FINALLY SNATCHED.
    PULLED HIS LEG OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK
    THE DARN WOMAN TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF
    AT JUST ONE INSTANT OF A BLINK.

    A BBW...VOLUPCIOUS IN EVERY WAY
    THE BRUTHA STOOD UP
    AND CAUGHT A PASS HIS WAY.

    BREAST SO TIGHT
    AND NIPPLES HARD
    THE BRUTHA TOOK ONE LOOK
    AND IMMEDIATELY GOT A CHARGE.

    SHE WENT FOR THE BELT
    AND LOOSENED IT FAST
    DROPPED HIS PANTS
    AND THE SISTAH ALMOST PAST.

    SHE TOOK IT IN
    STRAIGHT TO THE MOUTH
    TO CLEAN HIS PIPE
    SEEING ALL THE HYPE.

    NOW STANDING AT A 10-TION
    WITH NO COMPLAINT
    HER EYES BULGED
    AND SAID WELL...I CAN'T.

    HE SAID OHHH NO
    U GOT ME THIS WAY
    NOW I GOTTA HIT IT
    AGAIN
    AND AGAIN.

    HE HIT IT IN THE FRONT
    CLEANING HER SNATCH
    HE HAD HER SPLIT OPEN
    LIKE A BROKEN BAT.

    SHE SCREAM FOR MORE
    AS HE HIT IT IN DA BACK DOOR
    DON'T U GO NO WHERE
    AS SHE CARESSED THE FLOOR.

    NOW THIS TOOK PLACE
    FOR ABOUT A GOOD HOUR
    AND AS THEY BOTH CAME
    IT WAS TIME FOR A SHOWER.

    NOW WHEN HE WAS FINISHED
    AND GOT ALL DRESSED
    HE WROTE THE BILL
    AND LAID IT ON HER CHEST.

    THESE ARE THE FEES
    TO WHAT I CHARGE
    NEXT TIME LET ME KNOW
    SO THE BILL WON'T BE LARGE.

    YOUR LUCKY YOUR MY WIFE.

    :) :D ;) NEW PIECE
     
  2. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    On A Role

    Metree, much love. That was one crazy pipe dream! :eek:
     
  3. Metree

    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yo thanks alot 1poetsought...I was thinking long and hard how i wante to twist this piece...One
     
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    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    thank u so much Cindy...glad u enjoyed it...i will come up with more funny ones....One
     
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    true love Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    this was so hot...the role play and everything...i loved it. much love
     
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    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks my True Love
     
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