Black Poetry : Rockin' with Santa

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  1. Harry Hyman

    Harry Hyman Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Rockin' with Santa

    Santa is coming.
    Make sure doors are locked.
    He's driving wild reindeer
    and he's doing the "rock."
    Half the presents
    were left at North Pole
    but he didn't care
    with still "rock" in his bowl.
    On Donner! On Blinkie!
    Aah ! Who can remember names ?
    Santa had the "rock"
    and his brain was aflame.
    Crashing into skyscrapers,
    missing towers so narrow,
    Santa took a toke
    and straightened like an arrow.
    Inside, I wrapped presents.
    Outside, it was cold
    when something hit the roof
    like out of control.
    I threw on my coat,
    dashed into my sandals.
    Surprised ! I saw Santa
    with a fifth of Jack Daniels.
    He said "Christmas is over,
    I'm stopping the clock
    and headin 'cross town
    where there's plenty of "rock."
    I said "Santa, this is Christmas.
    You don't need any scandals.
    On your feet soldier ! "
    And took the fifth of Jack Daniels.
    I helped him to the sled and
    his head seemed to clear.
    He twinkled and said "Thanks,
    I'll make Christmas this year."
    He was gone in an instant,
    'tho unsteady in his manner.
    But with rock "off" his brain,
    we'll have Christmas from Santa.
    Sometimes what's needed to free one man
    from moments of madness
    is one helping hand.
    Hold back, hesitate, refuse or spurn ?
    There'll be no hand extended
    when it's your turn !

    HH ​
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    Ho ho ho !!!! this was mad tyte .................
     
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    Santa Rocks, Lord!
     
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    LOL!!! First of all I'd like to thank you for the much appreciated comic relief. But also, the way you slyly weaved in the message of helping one's fellow man, awesome. Great flow poet.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    u trip me out man....
    one love
    khasm
     
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    this was tight enjoyed the read....Angel
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This still makes me chuckle, and the strong message will never fade.
     
  8. PLATINUMILLITY1

    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Santa Bringing Christmas
    Witta Boom in his Hold
    Santa's Feeling better now
    All of that World affecting mess is old
    He' s strapping back up
    Santa time to get back on track
    Is what the elves told
    Now Santa's Back! and Bold
    Let's Get it Rudolf
    Remix!!!!!!
    Ho HoHo Ho!!!!!

    I think Santa's feeling better now
    Christmas is on His way Down

    Flow on Brother
    I was Feeling the Hands of help
    Could you tell Santa to call me?
    :D :10200:
    Bless Bro
     
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    Hi Harry Hyman
    Now this is a classic. Wonderful, and well felt
    Gosh, I'm still laughing

    Peace and love
     
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    like yesterday hahahahahaha.........Merry christmas brother HH
     
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