Black Poetry : Rockin' Santa

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  1. Harry Hyman

    Harry Hyman Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Rockin’ Santa


    Santa is coming.
    Make sure doors are locked.
    He’s driving wild reindeer
    and he’s doing the “rock”.
    Half the presents
    were left at North Pole
    but he didn’t care
    with still “rock” in his bowl.
    On Donner ! On Blinkie !
    Aah ! Who can remember names ?
    Santa had the “rock”
    and his brain was aflame.
    Crashing into skyscrapers,
    missing towers so narrow,
    Santa took a toke
    and straightened like an arrow.
    Inside, I wrapped presents.
    Outside, it was cold
    when something hit the roof
    like out of control.
    I threw on my coat,
    dashed into my sandals.
    Surprised ! I saw Santa
    with a fifth of Jack Daniels.
    He said “Christmas is over.
    I’m stoppin’ the clock
    and headin’ ‘cross town
    where there’s plenty of rock.”
    I said “Santa, this is Christmas.
    You don’t need any scandals.
    On your feet soldier !”
    And took the fifth of Jack Daniels.
    I helped him to the sled and
    his head seemed to clear.
    He twinkled and said “Thanks,
    I’ll make Christmas this year.”
    He was gone in an instant,
    ‘tho unsteady in his manner.
    But with rock “off” his brain,
    we’ll have Christmas from Santa.
    Sometimes what’s needed to free one man
    from moments of madness
    is one helping hand
    but hold back, hesitate, refuse or spurn
    and no hand will be extended
    when it’s your turn !

    HH
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    yea......santa was rockin in deep as he sweep his rounds ....whewwwww
    i enjoyed this wicked santa splash
     
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    DANNNGGGG!

    SANTA CLAUS IS A SMOKER, IM NOT EVER GONNA LOOK AT SANTA THE SAME WAY AGAIN.. LOL
     
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    Rich – Imagine the pressure of working all year, 364 days, of making the stuff you’ve got to deliver in one day. It’s enough to drive anyone crazy, including Santa. So, we the good citizens, half to be on the lookout when our heroes and sheroes go a little off course and extend a hand to get them back on. After all, who knows when we might be next to need that hand, especially in these perilous days and times. Thanks Rich. So happy you enjoyed this wicked santa splash. HH

    Free2b-me – Santa is a guy who’s got a job to do. He’s got to keep the North Pole running, maintain manufacturing, support an elves working staff and prevent reindeer from becoming an endangered species, especially that red-nosed one. And as your name states that you want to be Free to be you, Santa is saying cut him some slack so he can be free too. After all, there’s a little Santa in all of us. And if you ever see him smokin’ with Jack Daniels, intervene and get him straight(LOL). Thanks Free2b for stopping by with your words. DANNNGGG! HH
     
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    Nomination for some kind of award.... This flow

    Harry Hyman
    This drop is off the hook.
    I went and poured myself a shot of jack after reading this.

    Sometimes what’s needed to free one man
    from moments of madness
    is one helping hand
    but hold back, hesitate, refuse or spurn
    and there’ll be no hand extended
    when it’s your turn !

    One helping hand can make all the difference.
    This one of the best seasonal flows I have ever read.
    Thanks for the wisdom and this drop.
     
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    Hodee – Hodee! Hodee! You’ve made my day with your words of appreciation and enjoyment of this “off the hook” seasonal drop. We all have our moments of madness and I wanted to show that even Santa was susceptible to this human vulnerability which by your words appears to have worked. I guess it isn’t how many times we fall down that’s so important but how well we bounce when we do, sometimes with a little aid of a stranger’s helping hand. Ho! Ho! Hodee!. Thanks. HH
     
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    Hi Harry...

    Santa is entitled to a off year too.:) On the real…
    a helping hand is a minor gesture that can result in enormous ways.

    That’s for sharing this good-hearted piece!

    And again, congratulations on your POW gig!:)



    MaddSistahlyLove!
    Coco:heart:
     
  8. Harry Hyman

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    Coco – Thanks Coco. Yeah! I guess everyone is entitled to an off year. It was good being there to help though. I’m just glad you enjoyed and thanks for the congrats. HH
     
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    crazy santa back
     
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