Black Spirituality Religion : Resume

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    The Resume of Jesus Christ

    Address:Ephesians 1:20
    Phone:Romans 10:13
    Website:The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

    Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my
    resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your
    heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.


    · I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
    · I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
    · I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
    · I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
    · The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through
    me, (See Galatians 3:14)

    Occupational Background

    · I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
    · I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
    · My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew

    Skills/Work Experiences

    · Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor
    to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
    healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them
    that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

    · I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
    shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

    · Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse
    you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

    Educational Background

    · I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
    understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
    · In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See
    Colossians 2:3).
    · My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto
    your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

    · I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms

    Major Accomplishments

    · I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
    time, (See Genesis 1:26).
    · I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
    · I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
    openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
    · I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
    · There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
    You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
    You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.


    · Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
    salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

    In Summation
    Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate
    uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,
    I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
    everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the
    essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

    Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an
    opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you! of Jesus/The+Resume+of+Jesus+Christ