Black Jokes Humor : Rent

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the
    avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady
    walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give
    $50.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young
    lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on
    that." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his
    companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The
    following morning, the man presented her with $25. 00 as he prepared to leave.
    She demanded the rest of the money, stating: "If you don't give me the other
    $25.00, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying: "I'd like to see you get it
    on these grounds."
    The next day he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his
    presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and
    explained the details of the case. His lawyer said: "She can't possibly get a
    judgement against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her
    case will be presented."
    After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as
    follows: "Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property,
    a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she
    agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of
    $50.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for
    the purpose for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid
    only $25.00, one-half the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since
    it is restricted property, and we ask judgement be granted against the defendant
    to assure payment of the balance." The defendant's lawyer was impressed and
    amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense, therefore,
    was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. "Your
    honor," he said, "My client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property,
    that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived
    from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around
    which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor
    performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were
    sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately
    compensated for rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgement not
    be granted." The young lady's lawyer answered thusly: "Your honor, my client
    agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the
    defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the
    property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones,
    pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only
    dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than
    it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to
    others. We, therefore, ask that judgement be granted."
    And it was. She won the case...
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahahahaha!!! lol..... LMAO.....u can't beat a woman at her own game
    I rest my case and stay in my place .
     
  3. ladylibra

    ladylibra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ump, ump, ump!
     
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