Black Jokes Humor : Remember Your Psalms

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped
    and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
    forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.
    The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his
    hand slide up her leg. She immediately says "Father remembers Psalms 129."
    The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove
    his eyes from her leg.
    Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth
    time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says "Father
    remembers Psalms 129".Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."
    Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.
    Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalms 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ut-oh ...he blew that one ...lolol
     
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