a guy goes n2 confession & says to the priest, "father, i'm 80 yrs old, widower, w 11 grandchildren. last night i met 2 beautiful flight attendants. they took me home & i made love 2 both of them. twice." the priest said: "well, my son, when was the last time u were n confession?" "never father, i'm jewish." "so then, y r u telling me?" "i'm telling everybody." a man arrives at the gates of heaven. st. peter asks, "religion?" the man says, "methodist." st. peter looks down his list, & says, "go to room 24, but be very quiet as u pass room 8." another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "religion?" "baptist." "go to room 18, but be very quiet as u pass room 8." a 3rd man arrives at the gates. "religion?" "jewish." "go to room 11, but be very quiet as u pass room 8." the man says, "i can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but y must i b quiet when i pass room 8?" st. peter tells him, "well the catholics r n room 8, & they think they're the only ones here.