Black Jokes Humor : RedNeckLovePoem

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Susie Lee done fell in love;
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all
    She told her Pappy so.

    Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
    You'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
    But Joe is yo' half brother"

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will.
    But after telling Pappy this,
    He said, "There's trouble still...

    You cain't marry Will, my gal.,
    And please don't tell your Mother,
    But Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yo' half brother"

    But Mama knew and said, "My child,
    Just do what makes you happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe
    You ain't no kin to Pappy.
     
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    lol this is soooo hilarious :lol: :court: :lol: :court: :lol: :court:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    bust myside again !

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    who making love to yo old lady while u out making love
    he palyed some but at home he was being played ...lol
    dis was too wild and funny :lol:
     
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    Actually, it makes a good point.... can't play a player! Funny!
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I'm in stiches...hahaha this was a good one indeed.
     
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    nabraska Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    RE

    U got milk spillin through my nose I LOVE THIS HERE!!!!

    :lol: :lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lips: :lips: :eek:hmy: :eek:hmy: :eek:hmy: :deal: :deal: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :toast: :toast:
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I've heard this before...but it is funny still!
     
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    mahoganyqueen Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I think we might need to call Jerry Springer.
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I think this is a Maury: "Who's the Father?" topic. Of course when the man discovers that none of his 8 believed children, are biologically his....Maury can give him a talk about how it takes a "real" man to raise children.