Black Jokes Humor : redneck medical terms

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    artery......................the study of paintings.
    benign......................what u b after u b eight.
    bacteria....................back door to cafeteria.
    barium......................what doctors do when patients die.
    cesarean section............a neighborhood n rome.
    cat scan....................searching 4 kitty.


    cauterize...................made eye contact w her.
    coma........................a punctuation mark.
    dilate......................to live long.
    enema.......................not a friend.
    fester......................quicker than someone else.
    fibula......................a small lie.

    hangnail....................what u hang ur coat on.
    impotent....................distinguished, well known.
    labor pain..................getting hurt at work.
    medical staff...............a doctor's cane.
    morbid......................a higher offer than i bid.
    nitrates....................cheaper than day rates.
    node........................I knew it.
    pelvis......................2nd cousin 2 elvis.
    post operative..............a letter carrier.

    rectum......................darn near killed him.
    seizure.....................roman emperor.
    tablet......................a small table.
    tumor.......................more than 1.
    urine.......................opposite of u're out
    varicose....................near by
     
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    ha!ha!ha!lol
     
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    dis was too funny !! lol hahahahahaha.........
     
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHA this is nice
     
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    Isaiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    BROTHER ALKEBULAN, YOU FUNNY, MAN(LOL!) Straight up!(smile!)

    Peace!
    Isaiah
     
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    These sure were funny...lol...thanks for this.
     
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