Black Jokes Humor : Red Volkswagen

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A mother took her children to an open farm. This farm had not only traditional animals but also an elephant. The car park was full when they arrived, so she parked her red Volkswagen beetle on a little pathway that leading up to the entrance. Everyone enjoyed themselves immensely but suddenly the mother remembered that she was supposed to pick up her husband that evening at the airport. She gathered the family together and they all rushed back to the car only to find that the front end of the car was bashed in. The manager appeared and said, "I'm sorry about your car, but don't worry, we will pay for your repairs." He explained that Mary the elephant had been trained in the circus to sit on a red tub. "When Mary saw your car, she automatically thought she was supposed to sit on it." Since the Volkswagen engine was in the back, the car was still driveable. The family set off and as time was short the woman drove really fast on the motorway. As she came around a bend there was a line of cars stopped at the scene of an accident. She therefore went onto the hard shoulder and made her way past the queue. She didn't notice the two policemen on motorcycles at the accident scene. One was writing while the other was directing traffic. The first one looked up and saw the damaged VW racing away from the accident. He ran to his bike, and gave chase. When he pulled her over he said, "Don't you know it is against the law to leave the scene of an accident madam?" She replied, "But I wasn't in any accident!" "So what happened to your car?" he asked, pointing at the front. She replied, "An elephant sat on it." That's when she was asked to blow into a little bag!
     
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    MsSugaaBaby New Member MEMBER

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    :garbage: Just Like them Peckerwoods !HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
     
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    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Should elephants learn to fly, look out! Lol.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol this too much i be !!!