Black Poetry : Re-Peeve (cause Bishop is after you)

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For those of you with hair growing out your nose
Crusty heels
Ashy legs
For those of you with hammer toes
There is someone for you…heaven knows

For those of you with naps at the base of the weave
Someone is out there for you
Just believe
It will not matter that your breath is bad
Forget the dried up fluid in the corner of your eye
Someone will like you just because
Even if you have doo-doo stains in your drawz

And those toes that hang over the sandal
Don’t worry about it
Go hed on and handle
Somebody is out there just for you
No matter what you look like
No matter what you do

Let your rolls roll on
Let your ankles catch a cold from your high water pants
You ain’t got to wash underneath your balls
Somebody out there is gonna take a chance
So what if you 240, eating all that ice cream
Squeeze into that 8-10 when you really a 14-16

Keep filling up your tank with two dollars worth of gas
Go from the gym to somebody’s house without washing your ***
Put on your mixed-matched outfit
With your Claire’s accessories
You don’t need lotion on your crusty knees
Somebody is out there for you

Just remember
There is somebody for everybody
Even for the tacky and trifflin
The stank and the nasty
This is my strong belief
But while you looking just beware
Folks like Bishop gonna give you grief

BE

Ya'll been cracking me up all week!
 
Please...stop it, stop it, stop it. :puke2: I can't take it. I am literally cracking up over here. :lol: This is hilarious but so very right on. It happens all the time. My pet peeve is the man who goes out in public, :confused:proudly wearing his pants below the cheeks of his butt. This is so nasty looking, yet as you said, there is someone for men like this. The dumpy or sloppy look is admired by many women. But as for me, nothing turns my neck quicker than a brotha who has a nice build, walks with a certain confidence (not that skippity hop type walk that smacks of insecurity cover), and boldly wears pants that fit just right with his T shirt or collar shirt tucked in. He's looking good...smelling good and he knows he is all dat. And yes, I am married, but I look upon these brothas with admiration and respect...not lust. For this is the type of man I'm married to. No crusty feets, white teeth, fresh breath, gorgeous smile, etc., etc., and so forth and so on...humph!!!!

It will always look sloppy to me, to see a slender man, dressed in big men's clothing...like the women whose size ten shoe are cramed into a size eight shoe...well lemme shut up fo I gits in trouble.

I jes' gotta say dis...that poem of yoin is terrble tight. :)
 
and from up here
i go into a fear
coz everybody 4 somebody
and nobody wanna claim it
anybody could but who
really would....................

keepin' my **** right
nothing funky up here
y'all be on a crazy roll today and got me crackin up!!!
 

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