Black Poetry : Re-Peeve (cause Bishop is after you)

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by Heartbeat, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. Heartbeat

    Heartbeat Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    For those of you with hair growing out your nose
    Crusty heels
    Ashy legs
    For those of you with hammer toes
    There is someone for you…heaven knows

    For those of you with naps at the base of the weave
    Someone is out there for you
    Just believe
    It will not matter that your breath is bad
    Forget the dried up fluid in the corner of your eye
    Someone will like you just because
    Even if you have doo-doo stains in your drawz

    And those toes that hang over the sandal
    Don’t worry about it
    Go hed on and handle
    Somebody is out there just for you
    No matter what you look like
    No matter what you do

    Let your rolls roll on
    Let your ankles catch a cold from your high water pants
    You ain’t got to wash underneath your balls
    Somebody out there is gonna take a chance
    So what if you 240, eating all that ice cream
    Squeeze into that 8-10 when you really a 14-16

    Keep filling up your tank with two dollars worth of gas
    Go from the gym to somebody’s house without washing your ***
    Put on your mixed-matched outfit
    With your Claire’s accessories
    You don’t need lotion on your crusty knees
    Somebody is out there for you

    Just remember
    There is somebody for everybody
    Even for the tacky and trifflin
    The stank and the nasty
    This is my strong belief
    But while you looking just beware
    Folks like Bishop gonna give you grief

    BE

    Ya'll been cracking me up all week!
     
  2. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ha ha ha

    ha ha ha ha you need to stop..... good thang my *** is already a NAPPY HEAD and i wear a size 9 so that's what I buy, no MC Hammer this way cause like a said befo the pinky toe gotz ta breathe.....




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  3. Bishop

    Bishop Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Sho you right BE!!!!! I can see everything from the Lighthouse and I'm shining the light on everything that don't look right...hey you forgot about those folks who been biting their nails so much they just got a cuticle.........fingers looks like dried up vienna sausages!!!
     
  4. Joyce

    Joyce Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Please...stop it, stop it, stop it. :puke2: I can't take it. I am literally cracking up over here. :lol: This is hilarious but so very right on. It happens all the time. My pet peeve is the man who goes out in public, :confused:proudly wearing his pants below the cheeks of his butt. This is so nasty looking, yet as you said, there is someone for men like this. The dumpy or sloppy look is admired by many women. But as for me, nothing turns my neck quicker than a brotha who has a nice build, walks with a certain confidence (not that skippity hop type walk that smacks of insecurity cover), and boldly wears pants that fit just right with his T shirt or collar shirt tucked in. He's looking good...smelling good and he knows he is all dat. And yes, I am married, but I look upon these brothas with admiration and respect...not lust. For this is the type of man I'm married to. No crusty feets, white teeth, fresh breath, gorgeous smile, etc., etc., and so forth and so on...humph!!!!

    It will always look sloppy to me, to see a slender man, dressed in big men's clothing...like the women whose size ten shoe are cramed into a size eight shoe...well lemme shut up fo I gits in trouble.

    I jes' gotta say dis...that poem of yoin is terrble tight. :)
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    and from up here
    i go into a fear
    coz everybody 4 somebody
    and nobody wanna claim it
    anybody could but who
    really would....................

    keepin' my **** right
    nothing funky up here
    y'all be on a crazy roll today and got me crackin up!!!
     
  6. ShadeeLadee

    ShadeeLadee Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    tell it!

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    alyce Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    You know this is nothing but the truth! How many times have we seen the skankiest of wemmenz pregnant WITH a coupla toddlers runnin around?! And How many times have we seen toofless menz with they butt cracks exposed (as Joyce has so correctly described), shufflin out the grocery store with his no sock wearin crusty feet slid in cut out backless shoes, & his flip-flop need a pedicure, yellow toofted bandana wearin woman and they barefoot kids??

    I have often looked at these unlikely scenarios that play out like a short short before my eyes and get that sick feelin when I think about.....the fact that.... somebody.... actually does "it" to em

    I'm sorry, I know I'm wrong for laughin.... :D

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    I just don't get it ???

    DOn't any of these people have friends? Someone who can tell them , look padnah you breath stank ..or ..I know you aint going out the house looking like that ? SOMETHING !!!


    Can't stand nasty people !
     
  9. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Natasha

    you would think that they did have friends. I know I would bust my homegirl or boy out for being wrong. I would hope that my friends would do the same for me......



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