Black Jokes Humor : Puerto Rican Ebonics

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  1. Puerto_Rocco

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    1.Vivaporrú - Vicks Vapor Rub
    2.Alcasese= Alka seltzer
    3.Pejto Bimo=Pepto Bismol
    4.Soplamoco= Slap to the face
    5.Microwey= Microwave oven
    6.Pampe= disposable diapers ( Pampers)
    7.Bosguagon=Volkswagen Beetle
    8.Marque= Supermarket
    9.Groceri=Grocery store or supermarket
    10.Guendis= Wendy's fast food restaurant.
    11.Berguerkin=Burger King
    12.Macdonal= McDonald's
    13.Pisa Jó= Pizza Hut
    14.Seben y leben= 7 Eleven Stores
    15.Berguerkin de pollo=Kentucky Fried Chicken
    16.El pollo del viejito=Kentucky Fried Chicken
    17.Don Yon Silva= Long John Silver's fast food restaurant
    18.Guearjaus=Warehouse
    19.Saguecera= A female resident of Miami's southwest area.
    20.Jandi= Parking space reserved for the handicapped.
    21.Tike=Ticket
    22.Transportaichon= A 1950 Rambler.
    23.Yipe= Jeep
    24.Dauntaun= Urban downtown area.
    25.Sauswes= Southwest
    26.Norwes-=Northwest
    27.Yompear= The act of connecting two vehicle's power sources together with jumper cables to charge a battery.
    28.Parkear= Parking a vehicle.
    29.Un su= A legal suit.
    30.Broder=Brother
    31.Sueter= A sweater or cardigan.
    32.Yin= A pair of jeans.
    33.Blumer= Panties,underwear.
    34.Panti Jó= Panty hose.
    35.Pulober= A T-shirt
    36.Tichir= T- shirt
    37.Ticher= Teacher
    38.Teni= Athletic shoes, sneakers.
    39.Chor= Pair of shorts.
    40.Yake= Jacket, wind breaker.
    41.Guachinton=Washington DC
    42.Printear= to print
    43.Faxear=To fax
    44.Incomtas=Income Tax
    45.Tin= Team
    46.Bisne=Business
    47.La casita=Backyard tool shed.
    48 Londri=Laundry
    49.Duple=Duplex
    50.Lobsi=Love seat.
    51.Escoshteip=Scotch tape.
    52.Liqueando= A leak
    53.Pin Pan Pum=Portable bed or cot which can be folded.
    54.Efichensi=Effciency housing
    55.Fa= Fab, laundry detergent
    56Friyidear=refrigerator
    57.Jai Tes= Premium gasoline
    58.Chirró=Sheet rock(contruction material)
    59.Pau Pau= Spanking
    60.Lonchando= Having lunch.
    61.Cachu= Tomato ketchup
    62.Quaquer= Quaker Oats barnd cereal.
    63.Keik= Cake
    64.Jambergue=Hamberguer
    65Jamón del diablo=Underwood deviled ham product.
    66.Beicon= Bacon
    67.Cuqui=Cookie
    68Yogur= Yogurt.
    69.Jotdok= hot dog
    70.Sanguiche=Sandwich
    71.Estop= stop sign
    72.Guau= wow!!
    73.Chow= Show
    74.Rokanrol=Rock'n' roll
    75.Japiverdei=Happy Birthday
    76.Embarcachon= Failure to adhering to a previous commitment agreement.
    77.Flonkear=To fail an examination, even a urine test.
    78.Miami Japy= Feeling of joy experienced by the World Series Champs, Florida Marlins.
    79. I Lob jew Miami=" I love You Miami" ( Liban Hernández, Florida Marlins pitcher) upon winning the World Series.
    80.Frizao - Frozen
     
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    love da wording on a teaching note .............hhahaahaha
     
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    laughing so hard...thanks for sharing nice...Peace:D
     
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    It was funny
     
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    too funny uppin it
     
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    LOL i cracked up!
     
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    It's funny how I take all those words for granted. lol
     
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    :)

    lol.... :)
     
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    bringing a wild one back y'all dis was whewwwwwwwwwwww!
     
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    this was hilarious!!! I had a spanish teacher who said some of those words like that. hahahaha
     
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