Black Jokes Humor : priorities

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a lawyer opened the door of his bmw, when suddenly a car came along & hit the door, ripping it off completely. when the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious bmw.

    "officer, look what they've done to my beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

    "u lawyers r so materialistic, u make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "u're so worried about ur stupid bmw, that u didn't even notice that ur left arm was ripped off!!!"

    "o my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "where's my rolex???!!!!"
     
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    dayummmm!!!! still on the materialistic **** crying bout a
    Rolex and his *** bout to bleed to death......funny how crap
    means so much more den life
    dat's some funny ****
     
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    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ooohhhhhhh

    :lol:
     
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    this how people see it fo real !
     
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    :lol: lmbo This was sooooooooooooo funny :lol: this gets 5 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Man I haven't laughed to tears in years.
     
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