a lawyer opened the door of his bmw, when suddenly a car came along & hit the door, ripping it off completely. when the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious bmw. "officer, look what they've done to my beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "u lawyers r so materialistic, u make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "u're so worried about ur stupid bmw, that u didn't even notice that ur left arm was ripped off!!!" "o my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "where's my rolex???!!!!"